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  1. Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut

    January 25, 2012 by Jennie

    Browsing the mega-schmancy new Whole Foods in north Santa Rosa, I found bags of grainless cereal. It sounded intriguing, delicious, and something that could be DIY’ed much, much more cheaply, and in a flash to boot. The mornings are the absolute worst time of day for me to eat more than a handful of grams of carbs, so cereal is right off the menu. Unless it’s a meh low-carb high-protein version, such as Special K Protein Plus. Meh. Well, regardless of the two years of retraining, I still love cereal, and miss it (you’re still in my heart, Quaker Oatmeal Squares). So, off to the Pinterest machine! Where, after reviewing a few recipes that didn’t quite fit the bill, I found this one. I figured that with just a little bit of tweaking, it would be delicious. And it is:

    Grainless Granola

    This is fantastic on its own, but would be delicious over Greek yogurt or low carb ice cream. Maybe I’ll even mix it with my cardboard low-carb cereals to kick those up a notch.

    So here’s my version. I added coconut flakes and used sliced raw almonds to give it more of a “cereal-y” mouth feel, and flax seeds just because I like them and they’re so nutritious. And I used agave instead of honey, which has a lower glycemic index. I nixed the cashews because, while I like to eat them salted as a snack, I didn’t think they’d mesh well here, and the pepitas, because I forgot them while at TJ’s. I went with half almond extract just for kicks. Next time I’m going to add some homemade cinnamon extract.

    Grainless Granola

    1/2 c unsweetened coconut flakes
    1/4 c flax seeds
    1 c sliced raw almonds
    3/4 c raw walnuts
    3/4 c raw pecan pieces
    3/4 c raw sunflower seeds
    3 T coconut oil, melted
    2 T agave nectar
    1 T vanilla extract
    1 T almond extract

    Preheat oven to 300. Run the walnuts and pecans through a food processor, pulsing a few times (enough to break down the bigger chunks). Mix all ingredients well. Spread thinly and evenly on a large cookie sheet and bake for twenty minutes, stirring once or twice, or until just golden brown. Cool well and store. Or devour warm, doused in cream, like I did.


  2. Set Fire to the Rain

    October 3, 2011 by Jennie

    fall

    Rain! Real, honest-to-goodness precipitation!

    It’s dark and cozy in the house, and, as always when it’s like this, I’m drawn to the kitchen. There are lingering smells of milk bread for the boys, breakfast links (lunch!), baked chicken breasts for later, and of course a pumpkin candle. Now I’m hunkered down in the dimness with the internet and a pot of that delicious pumpkin spice coffee.


  3. Maybe I’m A-maze-d

    October 1, 2011 by Jennie

    Not everyone appreciates my insistence on comparing the Giant Corn Maze to the third Triwizard Tournament challenge.

    D: This thing should have a center. Some kind of goal.
    J: Yeah! Like a Triwizard Cup.
    D: No, NOT like that.
    J: Oh, it would be a PORTKEY.
    D: No, it would NOT.
    J: And you would get transported to the beginning.
    D: No, you would lose your Pottermore account.


  4. It’s the End of the World As We Know It

    September 29, 2011 by Jennie

    Is it just me? Does this Christmas ornament seem not quite right? I may be in the minority, as it appears to be sold out.

    WTC memorial ornament

    It seems like a lot of gravitas for a beacon of celebration to bear. Are the “glittering accents,” wee snow-dusted trees, and jaunty font supposed to compensate?


  5. Whatchoo talkin’ bout?

    September 26, 2011 by Jennie

    time machine!

    Pretty sure some weeding is in order. Unless I’m completely off base and there are local 5-to-12-year-olds who happen to think Gary Coleman, Marie Osmond, and other 1982 celebrities are, like, totally awesome. If I’m right, the library could just sell it for $189.99 and buy fifteen more copies of Captain Underpants.


  6. Talk Talk

    September 20, 2011 by Jennie

    Four more weeks, and I’ll be shed of my homework pile. And then the site should start to look more spiffy. Let’s hope, anyhow. I’ve had no design epiphany yet, and I was rather sentimentally attached to the old one, which doesn’t help.

    Thanks to Google Reader Bundles, I easily plopped down a page of links. So that’s new. Not necessarily up-to-date — I think many may be dead — but I culled out the ones I knew to be defunct off the top of my head.

    I’ve noticed a couple searches for specific projects, like the Altoids Advent Calendar. In the interest of my sanity (among, erm, other things), I won’t be carrying my entire archives forward publicly. But I do plan on reinstating some of the more useful posts on a separate part of the site.


  7. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    September 19, 2011 by Jennie

    Vivienne shared a seemingly magical tip about a ridiculously easy clean for gas stove grates: a very small amount of ammonia, a big zipper bag, and time. That’s it! And I can attest that it works (though I should admit I was so excited by the “before and after” photos, that I didn’t read the instructions quite thoroughly, and used a lot more ammonia than I needed to. See, this is why I suck at potions on Pottermore…). Some of our grates were nearly black when we moved in; after scrubbing my arm off with Barkeeper’s Friend, I called it quits and kept an uneasy truce. But a few nights with a dishpan of stinky bag on the counter, and you’d swear they were all new, even the worst high-use ones. So pretty and shiny…


  8. Eat It

    September 18, 2011 by Jennie

    After the whole gestational diabetes debacle, I was really looking forward to a big postpartum breakfast of donuts, orange juice, toast, and maybe a small vat of maple syrup to drench the whole lot in for good measure. Well, I didn’t go quite that far — just a glass of juice and some toast with jam — and an hour and a half later I was spiked up past 200, much much worse than any number I’d seen in pregnancy. To say it was a harsh blow would be an understatement.

    So I kept on keeping on, logging my cursed food and pricking my damned fingers, but now while caring for a newborn. It was not fun and I was most definitely not looking forward to my two-hour glucose test at six weeks, where it seemed that they would tell me I’d be put on Metformin forever, because apparently what was supposed to have been a temporary condition might really have been developing all along. But, quite surprisingly, I chugged that 75 grams of nasty and came out pretty well on the other end. Not great — certainly borderline — but not diabetic. What I’m considering pre-diabetic. I was advised to reach and maintain an ideal weight, and remain cautious with my diet. Both of which I’ve taken mostly to heart and continue to do. I also send drops of dried blood to a lab every quarter, where they measure my A1C; so far the results have been acceptable. I’m currently about ten pounds to an ideal BMI.

    This is what I’ve found my best working diet should look like, more or less, to achieve both goals:

    ideal food distribution on flickr

    As you can see, it has very little to do with the currently recommended food pyramid. Or plate. Or whatever subsidized grain-heavy gimmick is now in common use. But it works, when I can stick to it. This summer I strayed, and gained four pounds. Of course vampirically hiding inside from the sun had a bit to do with that too.

    Statistically, my risk of developing Type II diabetes within ten years increased 50% above that of the general population with my GD diagnosis. But, statistically, subsequently changing my habits and reaching an ideal weight will drastically reduce that risk. I’m not a gambler, and it helps to remember the odds while I’m daily battling a very deeply-ingrained lifelong adoration of baked goods.


  9. Needful Things

    September 16, 2011 by Jennie

    I found this early mid-century kitchen cabinet and hutch for a song on Craigslist last winter:

    home for glass

    It makes a home for my favorite vintage glass on top, and a whole host of stuff beneath. Mostly cookbooks, but also sundry hoardings (portraits I need to send out, mending that should be finished, dead craft projects…) that I’ve squirrelled away in there to get it off the countertops before Other People enter the house.

    It was filthy, and the finish has been neglected and is sad. I plan on painting it someday, someday when the house is toddler-free. My favorite pieces are turquoise and red, so I’m thinking maybe white, with robin’s egg hutch interior and accents. Apartment beige never grows more endearing, so at least a little color would be nice.


  10. In An Octopus’s Garden

    September 15, 2011 by Jennie

    I fell in love with the octopus locket the moment I saw it, and tried to build a rusty/ ocean-y color scheme around it.

    I may have to restring it, though. It’s all very heavy and the pre-prepped tiger tail wire’s magnetic clasp, which I chose because I knew screwing around with clasp findings would keep me from making anything at the moment, is sadly not as robust as I’d first thought.

    Octopus necklace