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  1. Maybe I’m A-maze-d

    October 1, 2011 by Jennie

    Not everyone appreciates my insistence on comparing the Giant Corn Maze to the third Triwizard Tournament challenge.

    D: This thing should have a center. Some kind of goal.
    J: Yeah! Like a Triwizard Cup.
    D: No, NOT like that.
    J: Oh, it would be a PORTKEY.
    D: No, it would NOT.
    J: And you would get transported to the beginning.
    D: No, you would lose your Pottermore account.


  2. Whatchoo talkin’ bout?

    September 26, 2011 by Jennie

    time machine!

    Pretty sure some weeding is in order. Unless I’m completely off base and there are local 5-to-12-year-olds who happen to think Gary Coleman, Marie Osmond, and other 1982 celebrities are, like, totally awesome. If I’m right, the library could just sell it for $189.99 and buy fifteen more copies of Captain Underpants.