Not everyone appreciates my insistence on comparing the Giant Corn Maze to the third Triwizard Tournament challenge.
D: This thing should have a center. Some kind of goal.
J: Yeah! Like a Triwizard Cup.
D: No, NOT like that.
J: Oh, it would be a PORTKEY.
D: No, it would NOT.
J: And you would get transported to the beginning.
D: No, you would lose your Pottermore account.